Kay. This was the most freakish Friday-the-13th ever. Here's what happened.

I drove into the parking lot of the local public library around 1:30 pm, because I was going to meet my fiance there and we were gonna go play golf. I wsa a bit early, so I just sat in my car for a few minutes, gazing idly around at the other cars around me. Weeelllll. There was a silver car maybe 20 yards away, in which two middle-aged people were making out. Vigorously. I was pretty grossed out, but it was no big deal. But soon enough, their making out progressed into the lady climbing onto the guy's lap. Which progressed to him visibly pulling her pants down. Which progressed yet further to them quite obviously having sexual intercourse.

Okay. May I remind you that this was taking place in the middle of a parking lot in front of a public library, which contained many small children. So I decided that these morons had gone way too far. I started my car, drove up in front of theirs, and honked loudly. They didn't even look up. So I drove back around and parked again, then dialed 911 on my phone:

Operator: Fairfax County police, what is your emergency?
Me: Well... Heh, sorry, it's not really an emergency...
Operator: Okay, what's wrong?
Me: See, I'm parked in front of the Kingstown library right now, and there's a car nearby... And I'm pretty sure the two people in it are having sex. It's just pretty disturbing, considering how they're in broad daylight with the windows down and how many children there are around here...
Operator: Absolutely. I'll send an officer right over.
Me: *Awkward chuckle* Thanks...

Well, two cop cars arrived pretty damn quick. X3 Unfortunately, the two pervs had finished doin' it by the time they got there, so they didn't exactly catch them in the act. But they were ALL up on they ass. By that time, Ben had arrived as well, and I filled him in on what happened. We laughed our asses off the whole way to the golf course. I just hope they ended up getting arrested for something.

I mean, seriously. In a fucking library parking lot. With little kids everywhere. Morons.

PS- No one's entered my contest yet... *SOB*




Tattoo Design Contest!

I've got a tattoo of a wolf paw print on my right inner wrist, you see. n.n The problem is this: I want to get it embellished with a cool design, but I've yet to come up one myself. I would LOVE to get inspired by all of your awesomely creative minds here on DA, so I thought I'd make this ordeal into a contest.

There will be prizes galore! Depending upon how many people end up entering, 1st place will get up to 3 art requests from me, 2nd will get 2, and 3rd will get one.

*Here's a photo of my tattoo: [link]
And here's the paw template that I used, so that you may use it in your design: [link]*

And here are a few guidelines for what I've been thinking about for a design (you don't have to follow them, please use your imagination to its fullest extent n.n):
-Viney, swirley with possible leaf designs
-Crescent moon
-Star (nautical?)
-Lantern design
-Gothic or Victorian style

Again, you don't have to use all of these ideas (or any of them at all).

Here are some other guidelines, ones that I'd prefer you'd stick to:
-Design should not be too large (I don't want it to cover my whole arm)
-The actual paw print should be the main focal point
-Design can be just black, or include color
-Design can be surrounding paw, intersecting with paw, or however you'd like
-You may enter as many different designs as you'd like =3

Okie dokie. So the contest begins March 7, and will end no later than three months from now. I really don't think it'll last that long, but I have no idea how many people will want to enter. But I shall give a week's notice before it ends.

Anyone interested? =n.n=

Clubs


Current Trades:

- Coloring
- Sketched
Metallics (From Furc)- Sketched

I am currently not accepting any more trades. Trades will open up again when I finish my current ones. Thankies.